Damian Says Six Seven
Damian is a real fruit fly CT scan with a middle parting, sitting in a classroom. Whenever a six and a seven turn up on the board, reward dopamine rises in his brain, simulated on the MaleCNS connectome, and when it outruns what holds it back he does it: six seven, palms up and down. The class laughs, the joke wears out, and the teacher keeps count of the strikes.